Mark On Dark

My Love For Wine Is Unrequited

I'm A Taxi Driver. Basically, I'm Your Last Chance To Get There On Time

Writing Goes Better With A Burger

I'm A Truck Driver. Basically, I Can Go The Extra Mile

I'm A Statistician. Basically, I'm One In A 1,000,032

Writing Goes Better With Wine

I'm A Web Designer. Basically, I Speak HTML

Writing Goes Better With Bourbon

I'm A Sales Manger. Basically, I Take The Blame For Everything

I'm A Sales Representative. Basically, I Spend My Day Travelling

Straight But Not Narrow

I'm The Office Manager. Basically, I Know A Thing Or Two About Everyone

I Whine For Wine

I'm A Postman. Basically, There's No Spam Filter For Me

I Work In PR. Basically, Dealing With Crisis Is All I Do.

I'm A Plumber. Basically, I Work By Laying On The Floor

I'm A Receptionist. Basically, I Have To Smile All Day

I'm A Police Officer. Basically, I'm One Of The Good Guys

Don't Worry, I Only Shoot Beautiful People.

I'm A Model. No, I'm Serious.

I'm A Music Teacher. Basically, My Classroom Is A Concert Hall.

I'm A Makeup Artist. Basically, I Draw On Faces

I Really Need To Use My Flip Flops. Like, Today!

I'm A Librarian. Basically, I Whisper All The Time.