Jh Notebooks

Before coffee I hate everybody. After coffee I feel good about hating everybody

My relationship with gin is on the rocks.

My relationship with vodka is on the rocks

Bunny Rabbit Notebook

I'm not lazy I'm a selective participant

Orchard Apples Notebook

Christmas Notebook

I don't want to, I don't have to, you can't make me, I'm retired.

Mama, Wife, Blessed life.

Zero F*cks Club. Lifetime Member

I Do Yoga, just kidding, I drink wine in yoga pants.

Mama Needs A Margarita

Mama Needs A Martini

YES I DO HAVE A RETIREMENT PLAN I PLAN ON S.K.I.ING Spending the Kids Inheritance

If Things Get Better With Age, Then I am Approaching Magnificence

Don't Make Me Use My Dog Training Voice

Bring Me Alcohol Because No Great Story Ever Started With A Salad

I Love My Pug

Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?

Sometimes my mind wanders off to a happy place where I'm allowed to punch people in the throat, and there are cute puppies and free cake.

Stressed spelled backwards is 'desserts' so bring me something sweet before I cave your skull in.

There's no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time.

I have never faked a sarcasm in my life.

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is hard.