457 books
Under New Management
Beyonce wouldn't put up with this shit!
Still Naughty At Forty
My Tolerance for idiots is extremely low
Still Nifty At Fifty
You Don't Stop Dancing Because You Grow Old
Chocolate is the Answer. Who cares what the question is.
Sn**p Dog Journal
She believed she could. But then she blacked out so she didn't.
Cute Notebook
The human body is 90% water. So we're basically cucumbers With anxiety.
Marriage. Because your shitty day doesn't have to end at work.
Aliens Notebook
Panda Notebook
Chinese Horoscope Notebook
Panda & Rabbit Notebook
Positive Mind Positive Vibes Positive Life
DEJA POO... The feeling of having heard this crap before!
My relationship with whiskey is on the rocks.
I get enough EXERCISE just pushing my luck
I'm Old School When I wake up, the eyebrows are already on my face.
I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with words.
My relationship with whisky is on the rocks.
Ten minutes at work And I start using 'fuck' like a comma.
