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Notes and Shit

Notes from Another Meeting That Should Have Been an Email

In Order to Insult Me I Must First Value Your Opinion. Nice Try Though.

Help Me Get My Shit Together

Shit I Can't Forget

If Monday Had a Face I Would Punch It

My Favorite Teammate Gave Me This Book

Insanely Great Thoughts & Ideas

I Can Hear Monday Morning Already Whispering "go Fuck Yourself" Into My Ear

And There Goes the Last Fuck I Gave

My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open

Sorry for the Mean, Awful, Accurate Things I Said

I Can Explain It to You But I Can't Understand It for You

You're about as Important as a White Crayon

I Whisper What the Fuck to Myself at Least 20 Times a Day

My Boss Told Me to Have a Good Day So I Went Home

Fuck This Shit Show

I Don't Hold Grudges. I Remember Facts.

I'm Jealous of All the People Who Haven't Met You

Sure, Let Me Drop Everything and Work on Your Problem

I Would Like to Confirm That I Do Not Care

I Love Sarcasm. It's Like Punching People in the Face, But with Words

I Didn't Mean to Push All Your Buttons. I Was Just Looking for a Mute

I'm Sorry But I Don't Take Orders. I Barely Take Suggestions