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Burned the Fuck Out

I'm Sorry I Hurt Your Feelings When I Called You Stupid. I Really Thought You Already Knew

My Alone Time Is Sometimes for Your Safety

I Never Asked to Be the World's Best Assistant Principal, But Here I Am Absolutely Crushing It

I Don't Care about Your Baby's Poop

Shit I Got Done

Coworkers I Want to Punch in the Face

Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right. Take Your Parents for Example

Why Am I Still Going to These Pointless Meetings

What the Fuck?!?

People Talk about Me Behind My Back and I Just Sit Here Like "damn. I Got Myself a Fan Club."

Today I Hate My Job

The Chains on My Mood Swings Just Snapped. Run.

You Smell Like Drama and a Headache - Please Go Away

I'm Trying to Be Awesome Today

I Wish More People Were Fluent in Silence

If You Have an Opinion about My Life, Please Raise Your Hand. Now Put It Over Your Mouth

Shit I Don't Want to Do

I Wish I Never Took This Job

This Meeting Is So Boring I Could Die

Shit I Want to Fucking Do

Shit I'm So Fucking Tired of Doing

Shit to Get Done So I Can Go Smoke Some Weed

Extremely Stable Genius