Work Ridge Press

It's hard to soar like an eagle when you work with turkeys.

Don't corner something meaner than you.

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

Going to work doesn't make me happy, my paycheck does.

If at first you don't succeed; you are running about average.

Eagles soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

I love my job. Can I go home now please?

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.

I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

I have no idea what my job is here. I just drink lots of coffee.

Doing nothing is harder than it looks. It's impossible to take breaks.

It's a little disheartening when your co-workers get paid more than you

Make today your masterpiece.

In life only one thing is certain, Friday will come.

A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying it.

Every employee rises to the level of his own incompetence.

I always give 100% at work

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

If you work just for money, you'll never make it, but if you love what you're doing

I've worked too hard to quit now.