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If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
I will always choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.
'Yay! It's the weekend! ' said nobody who works in a restaurant.
Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job.