Max Carl

Being an actuary is easy. It's like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire, you're on fire, everything is on fire and you're in hell

Being a jailer is easy. It's like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire, you're on fire, everything is on fire and you're in hell

Real men marry podiatrist

Highly koalified pilot

World's okayest physical therapist

Lumberjack because superhero isn't an official job title

World's okayest lumberjack

Real men marry teller

Hotel manager mode on

Real men marry pilot

I'm a dad and a physical therapist. Nothing scares me

This police will work for tacos

Go away human (cat)

Best trucker ever

Being a hotel manager & grandma doesn't make me old it makes me blessed

Keep calm. I'm a lumberjack

Being a trucker & little brother doesn't make me old, it makes me blessed

Being a trucker & mommy doesn't make me old, it makes me blessed

Never underestimate an old man who is also a police

I'm a lumberjack. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity

Being a police & niece doesn't make me old, it makes me blessed

Being jailer & mama doesn't make me old, it makes me blessed

Dibs on the lumberjack

Bearded trucker do it better