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I hate being sexy but I'm a police so I can't help it
Best police ever
Police saving you ass from bad decisions since 1854
Instant trucker. Just add coffee
Hotel manager only because full time multitasking ninja is not an actual job title
Proud to be a trucker
Being a lumberjack & nephew doesn't make me old, it makes me blessed
World's best lumberjack
Being a hotel manager & auntie doesn't make me old it makes me blessed
Being a pilot is easy. It's like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire, you're on fire, everything is on fire and you're in hell
Kiss my butt
Being a police & big sister doesn't make me old, it makes me blessed
I'm a trucker. To save time, let's just assume that I'm never wrong
I'm a butcher. To save time, let's just assume that I'm never wrong
World's best physical therapist
Born to be a police
Bearded physical therapist do it better
Keep calm because you can't scare the physical therapist
(Cat + Avocado)
Real men marry legislator
Being a trucker & aunt doesn't make me old, it makes me blessed
Real men marry surgeon
I'm a police. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity