Max Carl

I'm a pilot. To save time, let's just assume that I'm never wrong

Lumberjack. Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life

Genuine Trusted actuary. Premium quality

Yoga cat

I'm a paralegal. What's your superpower?

Being a police & daddy doesn't make me old, it makes me blessed

Being jailer & mommy doesn't make me old, it makes me blessed

Genuine. Trusted jailer. Premium quality

Being a lumberjack is easy. It's like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire, you're on fire, everything is on fire and you're in hell

I never dreamed I;d grown up to be a supercool lumberjack husband. But here I am, killing it

Lumberjack saving you ass from bad decisions since 1854

I'm a dad and a police. Nothing scares me

Born to be a bellhop. Forced to worked

Trucker because superhero isn't an official job title

Actuary by day, . Super dad by night

Jailer. Powered by coffee

I never dreamed I'd grown up to be a supercool trucker husband. But here I am, killing it

I'm an archeology. What's your superpower?

You're looking at a future trucker skilled enough

Luckiest trucker on earth

Being a trucker is easy. It's like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire, you're on fire, everything is on fire and you're in hell

Smart, good looking & pilot. it doesn't get any better than this

Being a police & big brother doesn't make me old, it makes me blessed

Real men marry police