Max Carl

Highly koalified lumberjack

Pimpin' ain't easy. That's why I gave it up to become a police

I'm a butcher. What's your superpower?

Highly koalified trucker

Being a nurse & mommy doesn't make me old, it makes me blessed

Plumber & beer

I hate being sexy but I'm a jailer so I can't help it

Being a podiatrist is easy. It's like riding a bike except the bike is on fire, you're on fire, everything is on fire and you're in hell

Being a lumberjack & sister doesn't make me old, it makes me blessed

Being a police & mommy doesn't make me old, it makes me blessed

Keep calm. I'm a physical therapist

Being a nurse & dad doesn't make me old, it makes me blessed

I hate being sexy but I'm a lumberjack so I can't help it

I'm an plumber to save time, let's just assume that i'm never wrong

I'm an trucker. What's your superpower?

1% talent. 99% work. Actuary

I hate being sexy but I'm an hotel manager so I can't help it

Actuary. Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life

Plumber saving you ass from bad decisions since 1854

Being a hotel manager & dad doesn't make me old it makes me blessed

I'm a lumberjack. To save time, let's just assume that I'm never wrong

Hotel manager & beer

Keep calm. I'm a jailer

Keep calm because you can't scare the hotel manager