Deathly Beloved
2 primary works • 4 total works
Book 1
THIS BOOK IS 100% BONKERS; IT IS NOT SERIOUS. THE FMC IS THE MEMBER OF A HAPPINESS CULT. SHE'S FULLY INDOCTRINATED IN THEIR 'CAN'T BE SAD' IDEOLOGY.
Honey, Does This Taste Like Poison To You?
I've never been a fan of murder. The mess, the smell, the whole hiding the body thing after - it always seemed like way too much work. But trust me, when you're married to Richard Morningstar, that "work" starts to feel an awful lot like "play". The man is a snake and king of the fairies.
A barbarian. A war monger. A sex god. Uh, I mean a...an ex pod? Doesn't matter.
The point is, it's either him or me. Because one of us is going to die, and at the moment, it's my execution scheduled in three weeks. So I just have to figure out a way to kiss him - kill him - before then, take his throne, and turn his whole nightmarish kingdom upside down. Easy right?
Maybe - if he wasn't my lifemate.
And if my panties didn't drop every time he snapped his stupid fingers.
Book 2
This is Fine. Everything is Fine.
So my husband stabs people. Which makes sense considering he blackmailed me into marrying him and framed me for a crime that carried the death penalty. He's Richard Morningstar, after all, the Demon of Raza, the tyrant ruler of the fairies. I mean, all the signs were there.
And okay yeah, deep down I did know, but by the gods, he's amazing in the you-know-what department, and like, what woman hasn't compromised a few things here and there for that utter deliciousness?
Besides, it's not like the guy he stabbed died or anything. So this is fine. Totally fine…
Everything is Not Fine.
When the Court forced me to take a wife, I wasn't supposed to fall in love. Now I have a weakness I'm struggling to protect.
My kingdom is at war. The Court wants to use her to take my throne. The rebels want to kill her to bring me to my knees. And our world, its customs and traditions, will destroy her very soul. Arienna Morningstar will not survive being queen...unless I kill them all.
Books 1-2
Romcom meets fantasy in this dark humour satire.
A duet of Death Do Us Part and For Better or For Worse.
Honey, Does This Takes Like Poison to You?
It's illegal to be anything other than happy, but when I get dumped by my fiance three days before our wedding, I'm not going to lie, it kinda sucks.
So I get hammered—because drunk is a type of happy. I then try to kill him with a wasp, start a war with the fairies, and end up in jail about to be executed in public, but you know...staying happy.
Even when I'm blackmailed into marrying the grumpy fairy king who's rumoured to eat children. And when I find out he's going to kill me.
Okay, slight lie. I panic a little bit and try to kill him. Buuut it's with cake and cakes are for happy celebrations, so I'm pretty sure that's still legal...
I Will Destroy Everything For Her
When the Court forced me to take a wife, I wasn't supposed to fall in love. Now I have a weakness I'm struggling to protect.
My kingdom is at war. The Court wants to use her to take my throne. The rebels want to kill her to bring me to my knees. And our world, its customs and traditions, will destroy her very soul. Arienna Morningstar will not survive being queen. Unless...
I destroy it all.
