Warning: This book is dangerously funny and will have you splitting your sides and weeping with laughter ...Spud Milton is in his second year at an elite bots-only private school. He's no longer the youngest or the smallest in the dorm, but if Spud thinks life will be a breeze he is seriously mistaken. He is soon beset with girl trouble, coerced into disastrous late-night adventures by the Crazy Eight, and finds his dream of a famous stage career in tatters. Armed with only his wits and his diary, Spud invites us to delve further into the mind of a boy who discovers that the long, slow road to manhood is never easy as the madness continues ...