Fiendish Rulers
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See how I control the mighty Nile River and everyone knows it plan cities build myself a massive tomb and make sure I am the richest person in the whole of Egypt. I am after all
the son of the sun god Ra
the creator of mighty monuments
the victor in wars on my neighbours and even if not I make it seem so
So read my rules and you too will discover how I keep my kingdom running like clockwork everyone in their places precious goods pouring in and me teetering - I mean towering - on the pinnacle of power. Who could top that Or dare to...
I am one of the great medieval kings of Europe and I'll show you just how I got here - and intend to stay Some essential rules
building the mightiest castles and fighting machines
keeping an eye on scheming courtiers and annoying neighbours
charging into battle at the head of my army in the shiniest armour
Keeping the crown firmly on one's head is no royal picnic. I can tell you - though I do enjoy some sparkly pageantry and picking off my nobles at the joust. Ha you are very lucky I'm telling you all my secrets. It's because I have nothing to fear from you - have I...
My Empire stretches ALL the way from the sunny Mediterranean to northern Europe. Yes I can see you're impressed so I will tell you how I keep it under the all-powerful imperial thumb.
Need more riches Conquer more lands.
Plagued by plotters and traitors Banish them to freezing Britain.
Want to be remembered forever Build mighty arches and gorgeous villas.
And by the way I'm street-wise too - so there are no unruly mobs out there. I give the plebs quite enough bread though gritty and declare public holidays sometimes with gladiatorial treats in the arena. You must agree this is a brilliant plan for endless empire and glory...what could possibly go wrong
Ruthless and brave that's me ruler of all Japan. You bow low but I know you are no samurai - so I will honour you with my iron-fisted rules for keeping in power not just for my own great self but my great dynasty. I'll who you how
the samurai code is my life - it inspires terror good
my soaring castle has massive defences not even a ninja can get in
uprisings upstarts and impudent pirates are stamped on AR ONCE
Then I must have riches galore adorn glorious temples and eat rice that is as polished as my katana. All adds up to one stunning shogun no