Smarties Dinosaur Jokes

by Peter Eldin

Published 28 June 2001
The latest joke collection in the Smarties Joke Book series. What's in a dinosaur's joke book? Well how about this - What was the scariest dinosaur that ever lived? The Terrordactyl of course. Or these - Where does a Diplodocus wipe its feet? On a Diplomat. What sits at the bottom of the sea and shivers? A Tyrannosuarus Wrecks. Here in one outrageous volume are over 500 ridiculous jokes about dinosaurs. One or two almost became extinct, but we managed to save them, so everyone can enjoy them. What about - What is at the top of a Triceratops's legs? A Tricerabottom. We'll spare you more...