You Know You're ...
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You know you're a cricket fanatic when...
... you think the film Batman Forever is the life story of Geoffrey Boycott
... your wife asks you to throw her the car keys and you can't resist putting a bit of a spin on them.
If this sounds all too familiar, read on to discover whether you're one innings short of a test match or you still have time to make a break for it!
You Know You're Having a Midlife Crisis When...
by Clive Whichelow and Mike Haskins
You know you're having a midlife crisis when...
... all your clothes are made of leather - including your pyjamas.
Have you taken a sudden liking to bodycon clothing that's three sizes too small? Are you considering a sexier upgrade to your car or even your partner? Try not to panic: it's only a midlife crisis. And besides, attempting to recapture your youth can be a lot of fun! Who said there's anything wrong with growing old disgracefully?