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This collection of rugby humour is perfect for anyone who lives and breathes the glorious game. Packed with the very best quips and quotes for lovers of the oval-shaped ball, it guarantees laughs and lots of celebratory fist pumps.
Scrum down and prepare yourself for a full-on tour of the game through the eyes of iconic players, pithy commentators and dumbfounded celebrities. It'll reveal whether rugby really is a game that requires all brawn and little brain, explore the divisive history between the Union and League and celebrate the legends of the sport.
Up until the final whistle, the quotes in this book will have you on the edge of your seat. Offering an amusing look at the lives of rugby stars on and off the pitch, it'll have you cheering for more and make you even more nuts for the honourable and always beautiful game than you already are.
Laugh yourself off the fairway with this mini-collection of golfing humour - the very best quips and quotes for the golf-obsessed.
Treat your mates to a hearty half-time chuckle with this mini-collection of football humour - the very best quips and quotes for lovers of the beautiful game.
‘Never hit an Irishman when he’s down. He might get up again.’
Seamus O’Leary
If you take your Guinness with a twist of Gaelic, you’ll love these hilarious quips and quotes from such celebrated characters as Oscar Wilde, Terry Wogan and Spike Milligan.
From Cork to Kilkenny and from Dublin to Donegal, Irish Wit showcases the funniest wisecracks and one-liners from the Emerald Isle.
‘I can still enjoy sex at 75. I live at 76, so it’s no distance’ Bob Monkhouse
‘The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror’ Joan Rivers
Make the most of your golden years with this mini-collection of senior humour – the very best quips and quotes for the young at heart.
`I am confident they play cricket in heaven. Wouldn't be heaven otherwise, would it?' Patrick Moore
Bowl yourself over with this mini-collection of cricket humour - the very best quips and quotes for lovers of the gentleman's game.
‘How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven’ ~ Spike Milligan
‘Call that a maiden speech? I call that a brazen hussy of a speech’ ~ Winston Churchill
Celebrate the brilliance of British wit with this mini-collection of home-grown humour to wow your friends and cow your enemies.
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.’
Billy Connolly
If you love Loch Ness and are partial to a blast of the bagpipes, you’ll savour these hilarious quips and quotes from such celebrated characters as Billy Connolly, Chic Murray and Robert Louis Stevenson.
From Dumfries to Dundee and from Glen Coe to Glasgow, Scottish Wit showcases the funniest wisecracks and one-liners from the land of the brave.
The English winter - ending in July to recommence in August.'
Lord Byron
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. If you love fish and chips and the odd spot of Morris dancing, you'll revel in these hilarious quips and quotes from such celebrated characters as William Shakespeare, Jo Brand and Eddie Izzard.
From Bognor to Blackpool and from Land's End to Leeds, English Wit showcases the funniest wisecracks and one-liners from the green and pleasant land.