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Help! I'm Being Chased by a Giant Slug is a collection of nine disgusting stories from Andy Griffiths and illustrated by Terry Denton - the creators of the smash hit The 13-Storey Treehouse.
Is this the right book for you? Take this test to find out!
Do you ever pretend that you are dead to get out of going to school?
Do you leave banana skins in the middle of busy footpaths?
Do you like to ring up people you know and pretend to be someone else?
Do you like stories about dead flies, giant slugs and mysterious brown blobs?
Score one point for each 'yes' answer.
3-5 You are obviously a very disgusting person. You will love this book
1-2 You are a fairly disgusting person. You will love this book.
0 You don't realize how much fun being disgusting can be. You will love this book.
Help! I've Swallowed a Spider is a collection of nine incredibly stupid stories from Andy Griffiths and illustrated by Terry Denton - the creators of the smash hit The 13-Storey Treehouse.
Is this the right book for you? Take this test to find out!Do you push doors marked PULL and pull doors marked PUSH?
Do you automatically turn round when someone shouts 'hey stupid!'?
Do you think that being able to stuff your mouth full of marshmallows is a sign of superior intelligence?
Score one point for each 'yes' answer:
3: You are extremely stupid. You will love this book.
1-2: You are fairly stupid. You will love this book.
0: You think you're really smart but deep down you're as stupid as the rest of us. You will love this book.
Is this the right book for you?
Take the Kidding Test and find out.
Answer Yes/No
1. Do you ever pretend that you are dead to get out of going to school?
2. Do you like to ring up people you know and pretend to be someone else?
3. Do you own any of the following items: fake dog poo, rubber vomit, gorilla suit?
4. Do you wish that every day could be April Fool's Day?
Score: One point for each Yes answer:
3-5 You are a practical joker genius. You will love this book.
1-2 You are a good practical joker. You will love this book.
0 You are not a practical joker. You are what practical jokers call a 'victim'. You will love this book.
Help! I'm Trapped in My Best Friend's Nose is a collection of nine completely crazy stories from Andy Griffiths and illustrated by Terry Denton - the creators of the smash hit The 13-Storey Treehouse.
Is this the right book for you? Take this test to find out!
Do you ask, 'Are we there yet?' over and over on long car trips?
Do you like to drive people mad by copying everything they say and do?
Do you bounce so high on your bed that you hit your head on the ceiling?
Do you ever look in the mirror and see a maniac staring back at you?
Score one point for each 'yes' answer.
3-5 You are obviously a very crazy person. You will love this book.
1-2 You are a fairly crazy person. You will love this book.
0 You don't realize how much fun being crazy can be. You will love this book.
Help! My Parents Think I'm a Robot is a collection of ten insanely shocking stories from Andy Griffiths and illustrated by Terry Denton - the creators of the smash hit The 13-Storey Treehouse.
Is this the right book for you? Take this quiz to find out!
Do you ever flush your sister's head down the toilet?
Do you ever make pretend funny home videos?
Do you ever play lemonade roulette?
Do you want to read a list of 101 dangerous things?
Do you want to learn twelve truly shocking facts?
Score one point for each 'yes' answer.
3-5 You are obviously a very shocking person. You will love this book.
1-2 You are a fairly shocking person. You will love this book.
0 You don't realize how much fun being shocking can be. You will love this book.