Dick and Dom
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Dick and Dom's Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words
by Richard McCourt and Dominic Wood
Dick and Dom are pan-generational household names who have been delighting television audiences for well over a decade. Dick and Dom's Slightly Naughty But Very Silly Words! is a collection of their brilliant made-up words and phrases. Filled with the silliest words and definitions imaginable, and illustrated with glorious line drawings, this gorgeous little hardback is a perfect Christmas stocking filler.
Dobbawoofsinit: A person who has trumped and blamed the dog.
Germ Rain: The little bits of spit that some teachers do when they're talking.
Musty Troutwarbler: An aged teacher who can't keep control of the class.
What did the tuna family say when a submarine went by? 'Oh, look, a tin full of people!'
What do you do if you're too hot at a football match? Sit next to a fan.
Waiter Waiter! Will my pizza be long? Waiter: No, sir, it will be round.
What happens if you get a gigabyte? It megahertz.
The time has come to find the funniest joke ever! And Dick and Dom, esteemed TV geniuses and authors of the bestselling Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book, are the right people for the job.
In Dick v Dom - The Joke Battle they battle their way through 360 hilarious and silly jokes to find the very best joke ever through a series of hilarious themed rounds. Want to hear the best cheese joke ever? How about the best knock, knock joke? Dick thinks he knows it, but then again so does Dom, so it's up to you to decide. Let battle commence – and may the best joker win!
Dick and Dom’s Whoopee Book of Practical Jokes
by Richard McCourt and Dominic Wood
Meet Dick and Dom, TV legends, creators of Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words and authors of the world's* best Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book! But now it's time for . . . (drum roll, please) . . . Dick and Dom's Whoopee Book of Practical Jokes!
Fool your friends, trick your teachers and prank your parents! Packed with rip-roaring practical puns, side-splitting jokes and nuggets of complete and utter madness, if this book doesn't tickle your funny bone, you're probably dead!
*In our opinion. Other opinions are available.
Dick and Dom’s Christmas Jokes, Nuts and Stuffing!
by Dominic Wood and Richard McCourt
It's time to get festive with Dick and Dom, esteemed TV geniuses and authors of the bestselling Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book - with Dick and Dom's Christmas Jokes, Nuts and Stuffing!
A fantastic compendium of Christmas jokes and activities, crazy carols, completely true Christmas facts* and all-round festive nuttiness - Dick and Dom's Christmas Jokes, Nuts and Stuffing! is the perfect stocking filler for kids of all ages.
*This is a lie - we made them up because we're anarchists!
Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book
by Richard McCourt and Dominic Wood
Dick and Dom are pan-generational household names who have been delighting television audiences for well over a decade. Dick and Dom’s Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book is a hilarious mishmash of Dick and Dom’s very own bonkers yet brilliant breed of humour.
Feast your eyes on over five hundred brilliant gags, japes, jokes and puns; be amazed at Dick and Dom’s Titbits, a selection of fascinating yet fact-free facts; settle in to Dick and Dom’s Poetry Corner for some slightly naughty but very silly poems, and never be bored again with Dick and Dom’s brilliantly baffling Boredom Busters.
Most importantly of all, laugh until you do a Vom Goblin.* (*A burp with a small surprise serving of sick. See their first book, Dick and Dom’s Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words, for more details!) With hilarious illustrations on every page, you’re bound to find something to tickle your funny-bone!
Who is old, wise and green all over?
Bogey-Wan Kenobi