The Vault of SimpsonologyTM
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In Lisa Simpson's Guide to Geek Chic, Springfield's most sensitive student reveals the secrets of being a misunderstood geek goddess. Geeks are no longer just those sideshow freaks biting the heads off chickens. Geeks are now freaks about all kinds of other things and are proud to let it show. Geek is now chic, nerdy is now noble, and dorky is now desirable, as they always should have been. The readers, the writers, the scientists, and the creators are now at the top of the heap, and it's time to show the rest of the world what they are made of...beside mostly oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus, of course. Let your geek flag fly!
PART OF THE VAULT OF SIMPSONOLOGY SERIES - ESSENTIAL READING FOR ALL SIMPSONS FANS.
Does power corrupt? Absolutely!
Does the hunger and lust for absolute power course through your icy blue veins?
Do you feel the need to rule the world with an iron fist?
To subjugate the masses with a whimsical snap of your fingers?
To rise above the insolent and unworthy with your superior intelligence and unlimited supply of cold hard cash?
Have you ever wondered if there was a simple step-by-step guide for following your impulses and instincts toward world domination?
You’ve come to the right place. Here is the opportunity of a lifetime—the chance to turn your sociopathic needs into bloodthirsty greed! Now you can learn at the feet of the Master of Megalomania . . . Charles Montgomery Burns!
Don’t just stand there, you sniveling slugabed. Purchase this portable periodical posthaste and leave your conscience at the cash register!
Does power corrupt? Absolutely!
Does the hunger and lust for absolute power course through your icy blue veins?
Do you feel the need to rule the world with an iron fist?
To subjugate the masses with a whimsical snap of your fingers?
To rise above the insolent and unworthy with your superior intelligence and unlimited supply of cold hard cash?
Have you ever wondered if there was a simple step-by-step guide for following your impulses and instincts toward world domination?
You’ve come to the right place. Here is the opportunity of a lifetime—the chance to turn your sociopathic needs into bloodthirsty greed! Now you can learn at the feet of the Master of Megalomania . . . Charles Montgomery Burns!
Don’t just stand there, you sniveling slugabed. Purchase this portable periodical posthaste and leave your conscience at the cash register!
