Never Mind

by Avi and Rachel Vail

Published 11 May 2004
Twins Edward and Meg are the first to proclaim that they are as different as night and day; Edward is a puny free spirit who attends an "alternative" middle school, while Meg is a control freak with low self-esteem. The twins take turns telling the story of how Meg's desire to fit in with the popular girls in her elite school and Edward's inability to resist taking his sister down a peg or two result in a fabrication of monstrous proportions. Soon everyone at Meg's school thinks she has a tall, gorgeous, rock star brother named Ted, a fiction that Edward (unbeknownst to Meg) encourages by impersonating Ted on the phone. The only thing is, he doesn't have a musical bone in his body...so just how is Edward going to become Ted in time for a party to showcase his talents? Neither twin knows what the other is up to - but they're both in line for a shock!