Jokes for Minecrafters
2 total works
Jokes for Minecrafters
by Michele C Hollow, Jordon P. Hollow, and Steven M. Hollow
Published 2 February 2016
Jokes for Minecrafters: Booby Traps, Bombs, Boo-Boos, and More is the first book in the new Jokes for Minecrafters series, which celebrate the humor in Minecraft from skeleton mobs to zombie pigmen. Be prepared to laugh! No ghast or blaze is safe from being the punch line of these jokes!
Inside you will find hilarious jokes like:
Why did the slime stay home?
He had no place to goo!
How did Steve know that the skeleton was lying to him?
He could see right through him.
For kids ages 5 and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You’ll love telling these silly jokes to your friends and family! As a bonus, you’ll find illustrations throughout for even more laughs!
Sky Pony Press, with our Good Books, Racehorse and Arcade imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of books for young readerspicture books for small children, chapter books, books for middle grade readers, and novels for young adults. Our list includes bestsellers for children who love stories told with LEGO bricks, books that teach lessons about tolerance, patience, and the environment, and much more. We also publish books for fans of Minecraft and Pokemon GO, including books full of useful hacks, tips, and tricks, as well as Minecraft adventure stories for readers who love the fight of good vs. evil, featuring a magical academy similar to Hogwarts in the Harry Potter saga. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.
Inside you will find hilarious jokes like:
Why did the slime stay home?
He had no place to goo!
How did Steve know that the skeleton was lying to him?
He could see right through him.
For kids ages 5 and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You’ll love telling these silly jokes to your friends and family! As a bonus, you’ll find illustrations throughout for even more laughs!
Sky Pony Press, with our Good Books, Racehorse and Arcade imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of books for young readerspicture books for small children, chapter books, books for middle grade readers, and novels for young adults. Our list includes bestsellers for children who love stories told with LEGO bricks, books that teach lessons about tolerance, patience, and the environment, and much more. We also publish books for fans of Minecraft and Pokemon GO, including books full of useful hacks, tips, and tricks, as well as Minecraft adventure stories for readers who love the fight of good vs. evil, featuring a magical academy similar to Hogwarts in the Harry Potter saga. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.
Hilarious Jokes for Minecrafters
by Michele C Hollow, Jordon P. Hollow, and Steven M. Hollow
Published 2 February 2016
Jokes for Minecrafters: Mobs, Creepers, Skeletons, and More is the second book in the Jokes for Minecrafters series, which boasts more than eight hundred jokes. The jokes inside poke fun at everything Minecraft from ghasts to Endermen. All of your favorite parts of the Minecraft game are included in the book and the jokes will make you giggle like you’ve never giggled before!
Inside you will find uproarious jokes like:
Why don’t they have Knock, Knock jokes in Minecraft?
Because Hostile Mobs don’t knock on your doorthey blow it up!
What do you get when you cross an Endermen with a creeper?
A teleporting bomb.
For kids ages 5 and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You’ll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family! As a bonus there are silly illustrations throughout for extra laughs!
Inside you will find uproarious jokes like:
Why don’t they have Knock, Knock jokes in Minecraft?
Because Hostile Mobs don’t knock on your doorthey blow it up!
What do you get when you cross an Endermen with a creeper?
A teleporting bomb.
For kids ages 5 and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You’ll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family! As a bonus there are silly illustrations throughout for extra laughs!