Silly Cow

by Ben Elton

Published 17 December 1992
Doris Wallace has everything a tough tabloid columnist could want: a toy boy with a regular supply of Colombian, a pretty personal assistant who might share her libidinous preferences, and the prospect of her own television show. Being sued by an actress for libel is a petty annoyance, but Doris puts her in her place by revealing her ample cleavage as she flirts with the judge and spouts populist bravado. She is ready to celebrate her victory in court when things begin to go wrong...2 women, 3 men

Popcorn

by Ben Elton

Published 5 August 1996
Bruce makes movies about killers. Wayne and Scout are killers. It's Oscar night and fact is about to confront fiction.