Bluffer's Guide to Golf

by Adam Ruck

Published 1 April 2013
Instantly acquire all the knowledge you need to pass as an expert in the arcane and labyrinthine world of golf. Never again confuse a mashie with a spoon, a brassie with a birdie, or stroke play with a scratch. Bask in the admiration of your fellow golfers as you pronounce confidently on the precise interpretation of the Rules of Golf, and always give the firm impression that you can never be caught short on the subject of sprinkler-head relief.

Written by experts and offering readers the opportunity to pass off appropriated knowledge as their own, the Bluffer’s Guides provide hard fact masquerading as frivolous observation in one witty, easy read.


Instantly acquire all the knowledge you need to pass as an expert in the world of poetry and verse (bluffers might be surprised to discover that there is a difference). Never again confuse an anapest with a distich, a panegyric with a polemical, or a haiku with someone clearing their throat. Bask in the admiration of your fellow soi-disant literati as you pronounce confidently on the comparative merits of a rhapsody and an elegy, or a dactyl with a spondee, and effortlessly learn how to hold your own when extolling the sublime gifts of possibly the greatest poet who has ever lived - William Topaz McGonagall.

DO SAY: 'Yes, I suppose it's about time I rediscovered (insert name here), although I'm afraid that I've always found him/her a little too deceptive. On the other hand he/she also has a tendency towards the tiresomely reductive. In the past my response to his/her work can only be described as lacklustre . . . but everybody deserves a second chance.'

DON'T SAY: 'There was a young lady from Bude/ Who went for a swim in the nude/ . . . .'


Bluffer's Guide to Teaching

by Nick Yapp and Verity Meier

Published 1 December 1999
The secret of successful teaching lies in mastering a classroom technique that will keep the children quiet and well behaved. It is therefore an undeniable reality that an effective teacher has more in common with a short tempered prison officer than a benevolent educator. The Bluffer’s Guide to Teaching will show aspiring mentors how to be accessible, enthusiastic and caring – and terrifying enough to keep a classroom of bored and calculating juveniles gainfully occupied.

Bluff Your Way in Poetry

by Nick Yapp

Published 23 February 1989

Bluff Your Way in Teaching

by Nick Yapp

Published 10 April 1999

Teaching

by Nick Yapp

Published 3 January 1998