Sarcastic Snarky Journals

97 primary works

I Don't Rise and Shine I Caffinate and Hope for the Best

by Crazy Momma

Published 23 February 2019

I Am Sarcastic Because Punching People in the Face Is Frowned Upon

by Crazy Momma

Published 23 February 2019

I Am Living Proof That Roosters Aren't the Only Ones to Start the Day with Screaming

by Crazy Momma

Published 23 February 2019

I Am a Jeep Mom Just Like a Normal Mom Except Much Cooler

by Crazy Momma

Published 23 February 2019

How May I Ignore You Today?

by Crazy Momma

Published 23 February 2019

He Asked Why the House Isn't Clean Since I'm Home All Day I Asked Why Aren't We Rich Since He Works All Day

by Crazy Momma

Published 23 February 2019

Good Moms Have Sticky Floors Messy Kitchens Laundry Piles and Happy Kids

by Crazy Momma

Published 23 February 2019

Fine I'll Go But I'm Going to Complain the Whole Time

by Crazy Momma

Published 23 February 2019

Excuse the Mess, We Live Here

by Crazy Momma

Published 23 February 2019

Everyday I'm Motherin

by Crazy Momma

Published 23 February 2019

Don't Make Me Use My Mommy Voice

by Crazy Momma

Published 23 February 2019

Part of Me Says I Should Slow Down on the Drinking the Other Part Says Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk

by Crazy Momma

Published 23 February 2019

Coffee Gets Me Started Jesus Keeps Me Going

by Crazy Momma

Published 23 February 2019

Coffee Because Adulting Is Hard

by Crazy Momma

Published 23 February 2019

Chasing Toddlers Is My Cardio

by Crazy Momma

Published 23 February 2019

I'm More Confused Than a Chameleon in a Bag of Skittles

by Crazy Momma

Published 23 February 2019

Can I Talk to You in the Kitchen?

by Crazy Momma

Published 23 February 2019

Boys Less Drama Than Girls But Harder to Keep Alive

by Crazy Momma

Published 23 February 2019

Blessed Mama

by Crazy Momma

Published 23 February 2019

Better Late Than Tired

by Crazy Momma

Published 23 February 2019