Access All Areas

by Anon

Published 3 November 2015
Forgive your enemies, they say.
Keep their addresses and keep notes, I say.

In Access All Areas, you'll learn how to buy three Premier League points for just GBP25,000, what it's really like to face a Football Association disciplinary hearing, and why every footballer in the country shuddered...Read more

I Am The Secret Footballer

by Anon

Published 3 September 2013
This updated edition of the bestselling and wildly popular I Am the Secret Footballer features a new introduction and an additional chapter. The anonymous writer of the Guardian's 'Secret Footballer' column gives Premier League fans an insider's look into the unseen world of professional football.

'It is often...Read more

From the international top ten author

Ever wanted to know how to play football like a pro?

The Secret Footballer has been outspokenly honest about his own career as a Premier League player. Now he focuses his trademark wit, intelligence and candour to reveal how you can...Read more

Tales from the Secret Footballer

by Anon

Published 5 November 2013
FOOTBALL'S BIGGEST CHARACTERS TELL IT LIKE IT IS

Who is the Secret Footballer? Well he's back and this time his mates speak out too.

Players, agents, coaches and managers give you access to all areas of the Premier League. From deal-making to play-making, from dodgy tactics to...Read more