Book 1

First story in a collection of interlinked bite-sized tales of crime and retribution laced with dark humour, set around the festive season – the perfect length for a short commute. Includes first chapters of Shatter the Bones and Birthdays for the Dead.

Billy Partridge wasn’t really cut out to be a cat burglar, but it was `do the job, or come up with thirteen grand by Thursday, or have both legs shattered’.

`Do the job’ seemed the least worst option. But he’s about to find out just how bad the least worst option can be…


Book 2

Turtle Doves (short story)

by Stuart MacBride

Published 2 December 2011

Second story in a collection of interlinked bite-sized tales of crime and retribution laced with dark humour, set around the festive season – the perfect length for a short commute. Includes first chapters of Shatter the Bones and Birthdays for the Dead.

When a double suicide arrives at the city morgue, Sandra thinks it’s a Christmas like any other. But she’s about to get a very nasty shock – make that two very nasty shocks…


Book 3

French Hens (short story)

by Stuart MacBride

Published 3 December 2011

Third story in a collection of interlinked bite-sized tales of crime and retribution laced with dark humour, set around the festive season – the perfect length for a short commute. Includes first chapters of Shatter the Bones and Birthdays for the Dead.

Being a top-flight chef can be stressful. Thankfully a professional kitchen throws up some unique opportunities for body disposal…


Book 5

Gold Rings (short story)

by Stuart MacBride

Published 5 December 2011

Fifth story in a collection of interlinked bite-sized tales of crime and retribution laced with dark humour, set around the festive season – the perfect length for a short commute. Includes first chapters of Shatter the Bones and Birthdays for the Dead.

There is never a good time to look upon the face of a dead loved one. But Mr Unwin has dedicated his life to helping the bereaved. While helping himself at the same time…


Book 6

Geese A Laying (short story)

by Stuart MacBride

Published 6 December 2011

Sixth story in a collection of interlinked bite-sized tales of crime and retribution laced with dark humour, set around the festive season – the perfect length for a short commute. Includes first chapters of Shatter the Bones and Birthdays for the Dead.

The maternity ward: the last place you’d associate with criminal activity. Which makes it as good a place as any to carry it out…


Book 7

Seventh story in a collection of interlinked bite-sized tales of crime and retribution laced with dark humour, set around the festive season – the perfect length for a short commute. Includes first chapters of Shatter the Bones and Birthdays for the Dead.

James Kirkhill thinks he has the best job in the world: coaching the girls’ swimming team. But he’s about to get into some very deep water…


Book 8

Eighth story in a collection of interlinked bite-sized tales of crime and retribution laced with dark humour, set around the festive season – the perfect length for a short commute. Includes first chapters of Shatter the Bones and Birthdays for the Dead.

Brian’s about to discover that life as a drug dealer can have hidden benefits. But he might come to wish he’d never taken advantage of them…


Book 9

Ladies Dancing (short story)

by Stuart MacBride

Published 9 December 2011

Ninth story in a collection of interlinked bite-sized tales of crime and retribution laced with dark humour, set around the festive season – the perfect length for a short commute. Includes first chapters of Shatter the Bones and Birthdays for the Dead.

Kayleigh’s a professional. But lap-dancing has rules. And when someone breaks the rules…


Book 10

Lords A Leaping (short story)

by Stuart MacBride

Published 10 December 2011

Tenth story in a collection of interlinked bite-sized tales of crime and retribution laced with dark humour, set around the festive season – the perfect length for a short commute. Includes first chapters of Shatter the Bones and Birthdays for the Dead.

Lord Peter Forsyth-Leven, MSP, is about to discover that having it all just means you’ve got more to lose…


Book 11

Pipers Piping (short story)

by Stuart MacBride

Published 11 December 2011

Eleventh story in a collection of interlinked bite-sized tales of crime and retribution laced with dark humour, set around the festive season – the perfect length for a short commute. Includes first chapters of Shatter the Bones and Birthdays for the Dead.

What could be more festive than a trip to see Santa at the local shopping centre? Depends on who’s gunning for Santa…


Book 12

The final story in a collection of interlinked bite-sized tales of crime and retribution laced with dark humour, set around the festive season – the perfect length for a short commute. Includes first chapters of Shatter the Bones and Birthdays for the Dead.

It’s Christmas Eve, but the criminals never stop working, so neither do the police. The raid is on … but things don’t go entirely to plan…