Downward Dog

by Alana Albertson

Published 20 June 2019
You’ve followed my Instagram, you’ve watched my sex tape, you think you know all about me.

I’m Kira Morgan. Yoga instructor to the stars turned tabloid kicking toy. I lost everything when the sex tape with my ex-boyfriend was leaked to the press by his shady best friend. Producers on my television show fired me, my boyfriend left me, and my reputation had gone to the dogs. Only my rescue beagle Lady has remained loyal to me.

When I meet Britain’s bad boy Prince Henry, I refuse to give him the time of the day. It doesn’t matter that he’s gorgeous, charming, compassionate, and rich. I won’t get involved in a high-profile relationship. All I want is my privacy.

But when he asks me to teach yoga at his charity fundraiser, I agree. All the money will go to save dogs, like my Lady, from laboratories.

One week and I never have to see this handsome, dirty-talking prince again.

I don’t want his diamond ring but I’m happy to play with his royal jewels.

I may want him but I can never be part of his life.


Tail Chaser

by Alana Albertson

Published 27 June 2019
Jedidah Lapp is the most eligible man in Lancaster County. He’s six foot two, gorgeous, and famous for his stint on the Amish reality show, Bad Amish. I hate his stupid puppy mill, Amish Puppies Direct. I hate the way he looks at me like I’m his breeding bitch in heat. I don’t care that he makes me come like the dawn, can build houses with his bare hands, and has the best beard I’ve ever ridden. There’s no such thing as a good breeder!
After meeting him at our rescue store, I decide to go with him to Amish country to try to stop his breeding facility.
If I can convince him to stop breeding before he is baptized Amish, I will save thousands of dogs’ lives.
We will never work out. We’re like oil and water. I’m addicted to my phone, and he doesn’t even have electricity.


I’m not sure I can quit him.


But it doesn’t matter—once he is baptized, I will lose him forever.


Then why can’t he stop chasing my tail?