Pig
6 primary works • 7 total works
Book 1
We love Pig (we can't help it), but Pig loves Farmer, and he can't
help it either. After all, Farmer gives Pig yummy slops and special
back scratches, and calls him Sausage and seems to love him
more, the fatter he gets. Just as well Pig doesn't speak any Farmer.
But Duck does (Duck's clever like that), and he's determined
his best friend should know the truth. This is tough for Pig. But
Pig won't just sit there and weep (though we may do, on his behalf),
because there's help from an unexpected quarter: the Evil Chickens
have a plan...
help it either. After all, Farmer gives Pig yummy slops and special
back scratches, and calls him Sausage and seems to love him
more, the fatter he gets. Just as well Pig doesn't speak any Farmer.
But Duck does (Duck's clever like that), and he's determined
his best friend should know the truth. This is tough for Pig. But
Pig won't just sit there and weep (though we may do, on his behalf),
because there's help from an unexpected quarter: the Evil Chickens
have a plan...
Book 1
The first book in the Pig series of chapter
books in diary form - with Pig's hilarious illustrations on every
page.
We love Pig (we can't help it), but Pig loves Farmer, and he can't
help it either.
After all, Farmer gives Pig yummy slops and special back scratches,
and calls him Sausage and seems to love him more, the fatter
he gets.
Just as well Pig doesn't speak any Farmer.
But Duck does (Duck's clever like that), and he's determined his
best friend should know the truth.
This is tough for Pig.
But Pig won't just sit there and weep (though we may do, on his
behalf), because there's help from an unexpected quarter: the Evil
Chickens have a plan...
children will laugh themselves silly with Pig’s unique
voice, terrible grammar, and super funny illustrations throughout
each book.
BOOKS BY EMER STAMP
The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig (Pig, book
1)
Super Amazing Diary of Pig (Pig, book 2)
The Seriously Extraordinary Diary of Pig (Pig, book
3)
The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig (Pig, book
4)
Book 2
The hilarious sequel to THE UNBELIEVABLE TOP SECRET DIARY OF PIG. Pig couldn't be happier. Life with the vegetarian farmers is perfect, and best of all, he has a new friend, Kitty. Kitty is a fellow vegetarian, she purrs over Pig's every move, laughing at his jokes and even gave him his new diary! Of course, only Duck can see Kitty for the cunning, jealous, killing cat she is. Pig won't believe she's up to something until he's eaten the entirety of the farmers' prize crop and is half way to the pie factory.
Book 2
The second book in the Pig series of chapter
books in diary form - with Pig's hilarious FULL COLOUR illustrations
on every page.
Pig couldn't be happier.
Life with the vegetarian farmers
is perfect, and best of all, he has a new friend, Kitty.
Kitty
is a fellow vegetarian, she purrs over Pig's every move,
laughing at his jokes and even gave him his new diary!
Of
course, only Duck can see Kitty for the cunning, jealous, hungry
cat she is.
Pig won't believe she's up to something until he's eaten the
entirety of the farmers' prize crop and is half way to the pie
factory.
Children will laugh themselves silly with Pig’s unique voice,
terrible grammar, and super funny illustrations throughout each
book. Perfect for fans of BUNNY VS MONKEY and DOG MAN.
BOOKS BY EMER STAMP
The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig (Pig, book
1)
Super Amazing Diary of Pig (Pig, book 2)
The Seriously Extraordinary Diary of Pig (Pig, book
3)
The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig (Pig, book
4)
Book 3
Pig 3: Pig, Duck, Cow and all the Sheeps are far away from their
Farm and beloved Vegetarian Farmers. More fun, parps, slops and unbelievable
adventure from this much-loved set of characters. Complete
with illustrations throughout and printed in a unique diary
format.
Farm and beloved Vegetarian Farmers. More fun, parps, slops and unbelievable
adventure from this much-loved set of characters. Complete
with illustrations throughout and printed in a unique diary
format.
Book 4
I is Pig. This is my diary and I doubts you will believe any of it.
In fact, if you is the kind of farmer what finds it hard to believe
unbelievable stuff, you should put it down RIGHT NOW. I wouldn't
blame you. If I was reading it I would be like, 'Don't be silly!
Stuff like this would never happen to a pig, it's totally impossible.'
But it's not. Just ask Duck, or Cow, or Ki-Ki, or Rusty.
They'd all tell you... It's all 1000% true and 10,000% BONKERS!
In fact, if you is the kind of farmer what finds it hard to believe
unbelievable stuff, you should put it down RIGHT NOW. I wouldn't
blame you. If I was reading it I would be like, 'Don't be silly!
Stuff like this would never happen to a pig, it's totally impossible.'
But it's not. Just ask Duck, or Cow, or Ki-Ki, or Rusty.
They'd all tell you... It's all 1000% true and 10,000% BONKERS!
"Utterly original and very, very funny" The Times
"You will be laughing your socks off" The Guardian
The third book in the Diaries of Pig
series of chapter books in full colour - with Pig's hilarious illustrations,
wisdom and awful grammar on every page.
Hello. I is Pig and this is my newest diary. I is not sure why
such CRAZY things is always happening to me. All I wants is to eat
yummy slops and play games with Duck and Cow, but somehow things
never seems to go to plan...
Pig and his friends are safely back on their farm, spending their
days playing games and having fun - until a game of hide-and-seek
goes badly wrong.
Then Pig's attempt to make it better goes even more wrong when
his friend Cow gets kidnapped!
Pig and Duck are the only ones who can save her.
Join them on their mission which will take them across land and
sea.
With more fun, parps, slops and unbelievable adventure from this
much-loved set of characters. Complete with colour illustrations
throughout.
Told in an original, hilarious and unforgettable voice and packed
with Pig's own drawings, this is fresh and silly laugh-out-loud
humour that children (and adults) will love
Author and illustrator Emer Stamp was the Creative Director behind
the cult-hit John Lewis Christmas adverts
Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy
Kid and the Babe films
PRAISE FOR THE UNBELIEVABLE TOP SECRET DIARY OF PIG
"Witty, pacey and perfectly pitched for early readers your
child won't have seen anything like this before". -
Junior
"The jovial diary entries of Pig,
and the sheer exuberance of both the telling and the imagination
involved in the plot are on every page and are a sheer delight.
I was not joking when I said that adults will take to this."
- The Bookbag
"Children and adults
alike will be delighted by this brilliantly silly and surreal
story" - Booktrust
"children will laugh themselves silly with Pig's unique voice,
terrible grammar, and super funny illustrations throughout each
book." - Books For Topics
BOOKS BY EMER STAMP
The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig (Pig, book
1)
Super Amazing Diary of Pig (Pig, book 2)
The Seriously Extraordinary Diary of Pig (Pig, book
3)
The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig (Pig, book
4)