Filled with all the festive facts every Horrible Histories reader wants to know! The complete horrible history of Christmas tells tales of: the dark days when the Puritans tried to abolish Christmas the Christmas in the trenches when the British and Germans traded bullets for footballs plus dreadful jokes, rotten recipes and a Christmas quiz! With full-colour illustrations by Martin Brown, this 2022 edit...
This children's puzzle book features one of the UK's best-loved--and most disastrous!--characters, Mr. Bean.
Hoppers Series: Jumping the Waves - Sglod's Favourite Poems
by Ruth Morgan
With hundreds of knock-knocks to choose from, children will enjoy sharing the amusement with their friends for hours on end.
Why did the bunny eat a gold ring? He heard it had 18 carrots. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He egg-cercises. Where do bunnies go after they get married? They go on a BUNNY-moon, of course! These silly rabbits and funny bunnies will have kids laughing uproariously for hours on end. Illustrated throughout with humorous antics, this collection is pure "hoppy-ness!"
Riddles, knock-knocks, put-downs, jokes, gags, and groaners: this collection's a grab bag of humour to make kids hoot and holler! Why shouldn't you tell a secret to a pig? Because he is a squealer. Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice. What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add "er" to short and it becomes "shorter." Where do pilots keep their personal things? In air pockets. From modern nursery rhymes to kooks and spooks, from "hey, waiter!" to...
This comic collection captures the loony side of everything: morning and night time, clothes, work, animals, vacations, the seasons. These wacky jokes and riddles cover a range of topics, from dinosaurs to cars, turning them all into pure fun. Why did the boy put a banana peel next to his bed? So he could slip out of bed in the morning. What do you say to someone who has an egg on his head? The yolk's on you! A man opened a dresser and a dozen people fell out. Why? Because it was a Missing Perso...
With all the laughs in this compilation, there's at least one conundrum that's easy to solve: why kids will love every hilarious, roll-on-the-floor-with-giggles riddle. There's 96 pages of non-stop delight.
Jokes with a Halloween theme.
Young kids will have a very, very merry Christmas when they are chortling and guffawing non-stop at the funniest holiday jokes ever - all illustrated with giggle-enhancing full colour cartoons. Why was Santa's helper so shy? Because he had no elf-confidence! What's very popular on the radio at Christmas? Wrap Music! How did Santa get lost on Christmas eve? He got mis-sled! We dare you - to stop giggling and guffawing and roaring with delight. This is just one of four titles in a new series which...
Piper Pinwheeler: What do you call a cowboy-bot? Fender: Chrome on the range Mr. Copperbottom: Which robots are the healthiest? Mrs. Copperbottom: The ones who get enough iron. Rodney: What do you call a robot that does yoga? Cappy: A bending machine. Meet Rodney Copperbottom, an ordinary robot who dares to follow his dreams. When Rodney moves to the big city to meet his idol, Bigweld, and show him his invention, not everything goes to plan. But with a little determination and a lot of help from...
A collection of knock-knocks, riddles, and other jokes about teachers, homework, tests, classmates, and other basics of elementary school life.
If you like to laugh about scary things, dare all your favorite monsters to try this one. Here come Dracula, Frankenstein, King Kong, plus robots, werewolves, and mad scientists. What's the tallest building in Transylvania? The Vampire State Building. Where do you fill a monster truck with petrol? Avillain station. What would you get if you crossed a monster with a grand piano? A Frankensteinway. What does King Kong wear when he barbecues burgers? An ape-ron.
Giant Book of Knock-knock Jokes (Giant book)
by Ronny M. Cole and Joseph Rosenbloom
It's the funniest, most gigantic book of knock-knocks ever! Arranged from A-Z, there are over 250 pages filled with over one thousand sidesplitting jokes and comic drawings that will keep your children and their friends in stitches: knock knock!; Who's There?; Franz!; Franz Who?; Franz, Romans, Countrymen...; Knock Knock!; Who's There?; Celia!; Celia Who?; Celia later alligator...; Knock Knock!; Who's There?; Freddie!; Freddie Who?; Freddie or not, here I come..
Hey there - open up! Something outrageously funny is knock-knocking at your door. Knock-knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Well, you don't have to cry about it! Knock-knock. Who's there? Flea. Flea who? Flea blind mice. this collection is packed with yuks for four to seven-year-olds.
Giant Book of Put-downs, Insults and Excuses (Giant book of)
by Joseph Rosenbloom and Maureen Kushner
Here are over 2000 put-downs, insults and excuses for every occasion - dastardly digs at home cooking, playing hooky, disorder in the court, chaos at school, the state of your bedroom, and more - that will have you cracking up. Drive everyone crazy with hilarious comebacks like these: Your family is so crooked, even your inlaws are outlaws. I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. Be careful you don't break your arm patting yourself on the back. You're so knowledgeable you can bore people...
You never knew school could be so funny! These jokes, jests, knock-knocks, and puns turn your classroom into a real laugh-riot. "Teacher: If you misbehave again, I'll have to teach you a lesson. Class Clown: Hooray, I'm finally going to learn something! Daffy definitions, grammar giggles, silly sentences--plus hundreds of other jokes and wacky illustrations earn this book an A+! 96 pages, 60 b/w illus., 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.
Total Splash Down: Two Splash-tastic Inflatables Adventures (The Inflatables)
by Beth Garrod and Jess Hitchman
Bouncy BFFs Cactus, Flamingo, Donut, and Watermelon are ready for a fresh wave of drama in this hilariously action-packed graphic novel bind up that's perfect for fans of Dog Man and The Bad Guys! Holey sprinkles! Donut's going on a treasure hunt. The prize? The most delicious cookie ever tasted. But to find it, he needs to sneak his inflata-pals out of the water park, survive shark-infested seas, and take on a petrifying Pickle. Will the holey hero...
Readers can discover all the foul facts about the Angry Aztecs, including why the Aztecs like to eat scum, when the world is going to end and how to play a really violent ball game. With a bold, accessible new look and a heap of extra-horrible bits, these bestselling titles are sure to be a huge hit with yet another generation of Terry Deary fans. History with the nasty bits left in! 2013 is Horrible Histories twentieth anniversary.