The author of the hit parody The Panda, the Cat and the Dreadfully Teddy draws on the simple, idyllic world of Beatrix Potter to shed light on some of the most pertinent issues of our time. Beatrix, a refined and gentle lady, decides to relocate to the countryside to escape the chaotic city and exorbitant house prices of London, in search of a simpler, more holistic life. Looking forward to painting cute rural animals and writing stories about their charming way...
"Read it with someone you hate." —Jon Stewart A hilarious look at the races of the world—capturing the proud history and bright future of racism in one handy, authoritative, and deeply offensive volume. Whether you’re laughing, cringing, or some combination of the two, A Practical Guide to Racism is sure to entertain. According to C. H. Dalton, a professor of racialist studies and an expert on inferior people of all ethnicities, genders, religions, and sexual preferences, everyone should be...
GOALS GOALS GOALS Or just breathe and get enough sleep
by Pete Mordie
In Discworld, unlike our own frustrating Roundworld, everything makes sense. The world is held up by elephants atop a swimming turtle, the sun goes around the world every day, and things always happen because someone intends them to happen. Millions of fans are addicted to Pratchett's Discworld, and the interest has only intensified since Pratchett's recent death and the release of his final Discworld novel, The Shepherd's Crown, in September 2015. The brave explorers of Discworld and Philosoph...
The Know It All Book of Oenology (The Know It All Books, #23)
by Waldo Rochow
Provides a straight-talking, humorous, and helpful guide to shedding self-doubt and finding one's own path to success.
A hilarious self-help book for recovering Leafs fans everywhere. We've all heard it. The sound of one team sucking. Our team. The Leafs. It starts as an almost imperceptible hum, a month or so after the home opener, once the shine of the new season wears off, building in intensity with each defeat until the sound explodes like the noise a star might make if you ripped its heart out. Fact is, being a Maple Leafs fan is a kind of addiction: irrational, compulsive, dependent. You can't just quit...
The Multiverse is a Nice Place to Visit, but I Wouldn't Want to Live There (Transdimensional Authority, #5)
by Ira Nayman
In the fifth novel in Ira Nayman's Multiverse series (aka the Transdimensional Authority series, which is misleading because one book of the series was mostly about the Time Agency - honestly, if you blinked, you would have missed the appearance of the Transdimensional Authority, and if you didn't blink, well, the publisher accepts no responsibility for the cost of the surgery to rehydrate your eyes), we once again follow the intricate web of events that unfold in a Transdimensional Authority in...
Calling all men! Picture the scene: you are in a bar meeting a lady. Upon entering the bar and spotting the female, it is immediately apparent that she is unsatisfactory. You need to find a way out of this mess - fast. This is just one of the many perilous situations that a virile male could face in the dangerous sport that is 'dating'. This, and actually getting a girl to go out with them in the first place. In "How to Make Love to a Woman", Matt Berry fearlessly guides men through the minefiel...
"I wish we were back together for just one night . . . so I could push you out of my loftbed while you were sleeping." Satirical and sharp, downtown New York City performance artist Anita Liberty reinvents self-help as she skewers her ex-boyfriend in this hilarious, hip, and audaciously candid collection of advice, poems, and diary entries. "I thought you were a gifted and tortured artist. I was wrong. About the gifted part. Oh. And the artist part." From romantic bliss to brutal break...
Women are from Bras, Men are from Penus
by Anna Collins and Elliot Sullivan