Throughout this humorous volume, Barth offers up a heaping helping of redneck appellations suitable for any brand-new baby, complete with personality predictions to which proud parents can refer.
Being a new parent has never been hipper. We can't seem to get enough of Angelina, Gwen, Gwyneth, Halle, Salma, and even Britney. New parents are more glamorous, more educated, more prosperour, and better dressed than ever. However, this bracket can also be highly competitive, status-obsessed, and cutthroat consumers - a lethal combination when turbocharged by the anxieties of raising a baby. And for many, it's not just any baby, but the perfect baby. They will not sabotage Jr.'s future by denyi...
***An Act of God (previously published as The Last Testament: A Memoir) is now a major Broadway show starring Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory) and directed by Joe Mantello (Wicked)*** Over the course of his long and distinguished career, God has literally seen it all. And not just seen. In fact, the multitalented deity has played a pivotal role in many major events, including the Creation of the universe, the entirety of world history, and the successful transitioning of American Idol into the...
'Have you been drinking?' says Janet. 'Yes,' says John. 'I saw Mrs Poulton in the whisky shop. She invited me in for a quick sample. She said she didn't care for the 69, and said that she'd already had a mouthful of Mcallans and was suffering a little from the Ladyburn after she'd had a stiff Glen Elgin earlier. So she watched me have a quick Singleton, then Scapa.' See Janet chase John down the road. See John run. For the last four years it was on air, 8 million listeners to BBC Radio 2's Wake...
A perennial bestseller after nearly two decades, SEX TIPS FOR GIRLS raised the bar for cultural humorist-critics. Now Cynthia Heimel weighs in with a sequel full of observations wry, sassy, raunchy and wise. Giving the proverbial book of love a much needed rewrite, ADVANCED SEX TIPS FOR GIRLS finds Cynthia Heimel in peak form, doling out deadpan sass and wry wit in equal measure, and revealing much more about her personal life than ever before. Whether she's tackling the vital issues of our time...
The Know It All Book of Leadership (The Know It All Books, #16)
by Waldo Rochow
Everything Is Wrong with You: The Modern Woman's Guide to Finding Self Confidence Through Self-Loathing
by Wendy Molyneux
The fourth series of the legendary BBC Radio comedy series starring Tony HancockCreated by Ray Galton and Alan Simpson in 1954, 'Hancock’s Half Hour' was the radio vehicle that made Tony Hancock a household name. Each week listeners would be admitted to the sometimes fantastical, sometimes mundane life of “the lad ‘imself”. Aided and abetted by Sid James, Bill Kerr Kenneth Williams and Hattie Jacques, Hancock would enter into the spirit of each episode with characteristic dolefulness.This volume...
A humorous collection of fictional documents from rock music history claim to tell the "true stories" of such famous rock acts as Bob Dylan, the Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, and the White Stripes.
Hancock's Half Hour (The Classic years) (Golden Age of BBC Radio Comedy)
by Ray Galton
These four episodes of the comedy series starring Tony Hancock - "Agricultural 'Ancock", "The New Secretary", "The Insurance Policy" and "The Election Candidate" - were first broadcast in the late-1950s.