The Paranoid's Pocket Guide to Mental Disorders You Can Just Feel Coming On
by Dennis Diclaudio
Economist Because Awesome Multitasking Ninja Isn't A Real Job Title
by Profession Passion Publishing
There are some crazy laws out there. Did you know that in New Mexico there's a law that says "idiots" can't vote? Or that Massachusetts still has a ban on Quakers and witches? Or that in Georgia it's illegal to put a donkey in a 1 bathtub? Even if you're not bathing a donkey (and hey, if you are, no judgment from me!), you could be breaking the law right now and not even know it. That's why you need Don't Go to Jail. Now, you can carry the advice of a seasoned legal practitioner with you anywher...
Texting While Driving for Geniuses
by Just for Geniuses and 4dham J Henders8
"From the Twitter account @ManWhoHasItAll, a hilariously unforgiving and eye-opening role reversal parody of self-help guides for the working mother"--Provided by publisher.
Throughout this humorous volume, Barth offers up a heaping helping of redneck appellations suitable for any brand-new baby, complete with personality predictions to which proud parents can refer.
Being a new parent has never been hipper. We can't seem to get enough of Angelina, Gwen, Gwyneth, Halle, Salma, and even Britney. New parents are more glamorous, more educated, more prosperour, and better dressed than ever. However, this bracket can also be highly competitive, status-obsessed, and cutthroat consumers - a lethal combination when turbocharged by the anxieties of raising a baby. And for many, it's not just any baby, but the perfect baby. They will not sabotage Jr.'s future by denyi...
***An Act of God (previously published as The Last Testament: A Memoir) is now a major Broadway show starring Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory) and directed by Joe Mantello (Wicked)*** Over the course of his long and distinguished career, God has literally seen it all. And not just seen. In fact, the multitalented deity has played a pivotal role in many major events, including the Creation of the universe, the entirety of world history, and the successful transitioning of American Idol into the...
A perennial bestseller after nearly two decades, SEX TIPS FOR GIRLS raised the bar for cultural humorist-critics. Now Cynthia Heimel weighs in with a sequel full of observations wry, sassy, raunchy and wise. Giving the proverbial book of love a much needed rewrite, ADVANCED SEX TIPS FOR GIRLS finds Cynthia Heimel in peak form, doling out deadpan sass and wry wit in equal measure, and revealing much more about her personal life than ever before. Whether she's tackling the vital issues of our time...
