Water for Alien Were-Dinos (or E.T., the Extra Tentacle)

by Rod Holder

My name is Alf-Khalan. I did not set out to become the greatest lover of Earth women that ever lived; I simply needed some water.

This is my story.

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My name is Jillian. I didn’t intend to have the longest and most intense orgasm ever in order to save everyone on Earth. But, that’s what happened.

This is my story.

And so begins an epic tale of star-crossed lovers, planet-saving sex, obscene alien-dino/human relations, and something delicious that's not normally associated with deliciousness.

Is $0.99 too much to pay for this ridiculousness? Absolutely.

So, let's make it money well spent--all proceeds from sales of this book will be donated to RAINN (https://rainn.org/), the Rape, Abuse, & Incest National Network, the largest anti-sexual violence organization in the United States.

It's a guilty pleasure for a great cause. Go ahead--indulge. No one will know.

• ASIN: B0153YLD0I
• Publish Date: 7 September 2015
• Publish Status: Unknown
• Format: eBook (Kindle)
• Pages: 14
• Language: English

Reviews

[pamela]

This book has taught me the importance of precision engineering and proper hydration.

Water for Alien Were-Dinos is 14 hilarious pages of what-the-fuckery!