A Celebrity's Little Instruction Book is a self-help guide to opening superstores, bedding footballers, getting into every launch, lunch and after-show party then languishing in the Priory counting your residuals. Advice includes?
Good way to leave a nightclub: with a supermodel in a Limo. Bad way to leave a nightclub: with a can of Tennent's Super in a wheelie bin
Essentials for the airport VIP lounge: shades, baby, Louise Vuitton luggage, 24 condoms filled with heroin in stomach
Remember: the more hyphens in the surname, the lower the IQ
Be aware that actual knowledge of the subject you talk about on TV is a hindrance. Real experts are those you leech off to further your career.
- ISBN10 0752261525
- ISBN13 9780752261522
- Publish Date 21 September 2001
- Publish Status Out of Print
- Out of Print 2 July 2008
- Publish Country GB
- Publisher Pan Macmillan
- Imprint Boxtree Ltd
- Format Paperback
- Pages 128
- Language English