Being a professional athlete isn't easy. Sure, they have money, ice-sculpture busts of themselves and free use of team whirlpool facilities for their extramarital liaisons. But they also have obnoxious fans, conniving groupies desperate to get pregnant and hardass coaches. Luckily, Drew Magary has written MEN WITH BALLS, the first handbook specifically for professional athletes. It includes tips on how to: recover from rookie hazing rituals like the 'Broomstick Olympics'; Showboat using classical pantomime techniques; respond to Internet rumours about your sexual inadequacies. Featuring (made-up) advice from notable sports figures and scores of sophomoric yet informative illustrations, MEN WITH BALLS is essential reading for any athlete who wants to avoid prison, paying child support, or playing in Utah.
- ISBN10 0316023078
- ISBN13 9780316023078
- Publish Date 1 October 2008
- Publish Status Out of Stock
- Out of Print 28 October 2009
- Publish Country US
- Imprint Little, Brown & Company
- Format Hardcover
- Pages 304
- Language English