Mock the Week: Brand Spanking New Scenes We’d Like to See

by Dan Patterson

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Modern life is a minefield. Fortunately, the creators of Mock the Week are here to give you advice on the important things in life: from office etiquette to camping holidays, the worst things to hear while sitting on the toilet -- and what not to say when passing through Customs . . . Categories include:

Unlikely Things to Hear at a Funeral: 'Could whoever that is stop knocking, I'm trying to do the Eulogy!'

Unlikely Things to Say on Your First Day in Prison: 'How thoughtful! Someone's left a bucket of chocolate mousse in the corner of my cell.'

Guide to Keeping Tropical Fish: For a special treat, pour a smoothie slowly into the fish tank. They love that.

Mountaineering Tips: Try to make sure you are accompanied by an experienced mountaineer or, failing that, someone really fat who will make for a soft landing.

Medical Self-Diagnosis: If it comes out faster than gravity would normally allow, then there's something wrong.

  • ISBN10 1447269640
  • ISBN13 9781447269649
  • Publish Date 25 September 2014
  • Publish Status Active
  • Publish Country GB
  • Publisher Pan Macmillan
  • Imprint Boxtree Ltd
  • Format eBook (EPUB)
  • Pages 208
  • Language English