No Touch Monkey!: And Other Travel Lessons Learned Too Late

by Ayun Halliday

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Ayun Halliday may not make for the most sensible travel companion, but she is certainly one of the most outrageous, with a knack for inserting herself (and her unwitting cohorts) into bizarre situations around the globe. Curator of kitsch and unabashed aficionada of pop culture, Halliday offers bemused, self-deprecating narration of events from guerilla theater in Romania to drug-induced Apocalypse Now reenactments in Vietnam to a perhaps even more surreal collagen-implant demonstration at a Paris fashion show emceed by Lauren Bacall. On layover in Amsterdam, Halliday finds unlikely trouble in the red-light district eliciting the ire of a tiny, violent madam, and is forced to explain tampons to luggage-searching soldiers in Kashmir: "They're for ladies. Bleeding ladies." A self-admittedly bumbling tourist, Halliday shares with razor-sharp wit and to hilarious effect the travel stories most are too self-conscious to tell.
This second edition includes an updated foreword.
  • ISBN10 1580056024
  • ISBN13 9781580056021
  • Publish Date 25 August 2015
  • Publish Status Active
  • Publish Country US
  • Imprint Seal Press
  • Format eBook
  • Pages 288
  • Language English