Mock The Week: 1001 Scenes We’d Like To See is the funniest, rudest book of the summer, packed with enough one-liners to fill a whole new series. If you’ve ever wondered what would be a bad thing to say at a state banquet, or need advice on slogans you shouldn’t have tattooed on your arse, then this book will prove invaluable. Collecting together the best one-liners from two bestselling Mock the Week books, categories include:
UNSUCCESSFUL PERSONAL ADS: Companion required for long sessions of Sudoku. No timewasters.
GREETINGS CARDS THAT WOULDN’T SELL: Sorry About Your Face
UNLIKELY MEDICAL LABELS: May cause diarrhoea, dysentery, flatulence, piles and other hilarious bottom-related ailments.
UNLIKELY CROSSWORD CLUES: Apricot knee Simon – well a nun might if the Zeppelin has grown its own Byzantium (16,8)
LINES YOU’D NEVER SEE IN A JAMES BOND BOOK: `"James, he’s using the diamonds to divert a giant laser onto New York from outer space." Bond took the bottle out of M’s shaking hand and helped her off the floor into bed.'
- ISBN10 0752227327
- ISBN13 9780752227320
- Publish Date 2 July 2010
- Publish Status Out of Print
- Out of Print 1 August 2013
- Publish Country GB
- Publisher Pan Macmillan
- Imprint Boxtree Ltd
- Edition Unabridged edition
- Format Paperback (B-Format (198x129 mm))
- Pages 240
- Language English