All because Farmer Walter Macdonald had his 75th birthday on the day that his wife Daisy lost her glasses and received a letter from the hospital saying that Walter had only a month to live. Sadly this was the day that the farm was to be visited by the children from a local school, a national TV crew and members of the local plod who were coming to check on the correct dipping procedures for Walter's sheep. The sad event where the camera crew transmitted live pictures to a lunchtime audience of Walter (erroneously) looking as though he was about to have sex with one of his pregnant cows caused a furore which stretched over three continents. Jock the Coq, imported because of his special genes, had 'gone off the boil', leaving a total of 18 hens in a state of highly honed sexual frustration. The hens form a militia and set off to see if they can get satisfaction, sexually abusing a shire horse in the process. A super fit young police constable a frustrated primary school teacher create a world of havoc.
- ISBN10 1291298738
- ISBN13 9781291298734
- Publish Date 12 February 2013
- Publish Status Active
- Publish Country GB
- Imprint Lulu.com
- Format eBook
- Language English