Inhabiting the Australian thoroughbred, horse-loving town of Melton, J.B. Villinger is not your typical schoolteacher. By day, he's moulding young students into IT super soldiers, teaching them the fine art of crafting video games that don't suck, the flashy widgetry of Photoshop, and the tedious tedium of coding. But by night, he obsessively thinks about his unwritten stories and characters, instead of... you know... sleeping. When he's not rewriting a chapter for the 67th time, James can be found staring at his ever-growing collection of video games, wondering if he'll ever have time to play them all. The answer is no, but he likes to dream. Board games, D&D, comics and anime, is there anything he doesn't like? Yes: cauliflower. He particularly likes lying games, although his poker face is about as unreadable as a children's bathtub book. James often thinks about the meaning of life, his purpose and his legacy. What will he leave behind on this world for his young son, Theodore? That's why he proudly tells his tales, whether you choose to buy them or not. He is... I am... content with my creations.