Diana Pool is the pseudonym for a number-one New York Times-bestselling author of no known novels including Moby Richard, Gone With The Paycheck, and Unfortunate Decisions I Have Made. There are less than four hundred million copies of her books in print. Her book will soon be available at the icy windswept McMurdo​ Station in Antarctica, as long as an internet connection is functioning, and perhaps some day on Mars as long as Elon gets his act together soon.
