Wavy Martin is the snarky alter ego of award-winning author Vivian M. Lumbard. While Vivian was swept up in the adulting craze and modeling good behavior for children, Wavy has steadfastly maintained her ability to curse, have no filter, and be sarcastic as well as politically incorrect. If Wavy's body were as young as her heart, she would sport expensive leathers with thigh-high boots and ride a motorcycle. She will never admit that a minivan, sneakers with ortho inserts and a regular sleep schedule are better for her body. When Vivian is distracted with writer's block during her more serious work, Wavy takes over the keyboard to write the steamy, sometimes irreverent, books. Wavy rarely makes personal appearances these days, but if she does, it's usually when Vivian has had one too many mixed drinks.