Office G Press

If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire

Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and stare at it for hours

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth-even if it costs him his job

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself

The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit

Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job

We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!

Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame

If you want better outcomes and results from your team, then you must recognize and reward those who work smarter

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it

Your job is still better than asking You want fries with that?

Go the extra mile - It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker

Never quit until you have another job

If you think your boss is stupid remember; you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter

Any organization is like a septic tank. The really big chunks rise to the top

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security

You pretend to work, and we'll pretend to pay you

There are two kinds of people in life