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I don't mean to interupt people I just randomly remember things & get really excited

I seriously need a speed bump between my brain and my mouth

I end a lot of my sentences with "just saying" because ending the sentence with "dumb ass" would probably be considered offensive

Some people are lik clouds when they disappear it's a beautiful day

I woke up today and spun the wheel of attitude. Yep! It landed on bitch again!

I go from 0 to Fuck everybody real quick

My mind is like an internet browser 19 tabs open 3 frozen & I have no idea where the music is coming from

I express my emotions by saying Fuck in numerous tones

My body is a temple, ancient, crumbling, probably cursed, filled with unspeakable horror

Not to brag, but I haven't had a mood swing in, like, 7 minutes.

Let's see, which emotional issues should I bury under deep layers of sarcasm today