Andrew Garden

A Cooked Tomato is Like a Cooked Oyster

A World Without Tomatoes is Like a String Quartet Without Violins

Things That Money Can't Buy

Beau Tea Ful

Give Me My Tea and Nobody Gets Hurt

Tea Is To The Body As Music Is To The Soul

Never Look Directly At The Sun Instead Look At The Sunflower

Agriculture is a Fundamental Source of National Prosperity

You Are Pear-Fect

I'll Eat Some Breakfast, Then Change The World

Corn Freak

Drop Oil Not Bombs

You Drive Me Coconuts

We're All Golden Sunflowers Inside

Aloe You Vera Much

When I Slice Onions They Cry

I Love You Berry Much

Of Plants Tomatoes Seemed the Most Human, Eager and Fragile and Prone to Rot

Sereni-Tea (n). Absence of Stress While Drinking Tea

Notebook

Haters Gonna Hate Potatoes Gonna Potate

I Hunt Mushrooms. I Have No Morels

Don't Panic It's Organic

Go Smudge Yourself