DARREN WOTZ does his best to appear productive to the untrained eye. Sarcasm is just one of the services he offers. He lives in Berkeley, California, and New York City.
ED POLISH is the owner of Ephemera, Inc., a novelty company specializing in stickers, buttons, refrigerator magnets, and other fun pop culture products. He resides in pastoral splendor in Ashland, Oregon.
