Jordan is a dentist by day, asleep at night, and groggy in the mornings. He enjoys a good pint of cookie dough ice cream (daily, if possible), whipped cream with a little bit of pumpkin pie (but only around Thanksgiving), and the taste of gatorade when dehydrated (honestly, there's nothing better). He married way out of his league and has thus far managed to keep that secret from his wife for over half of a decade. When he's not spending time making children cry or extolling the virtues of flossing, he hangs out with his wife and two dogs, practices his short game, and practices his long game. He can occasionally be seen practicing his medium game as well. He is constantly on the lookout for well-made suits, the perfect crepe pan, and an eccentric pair of socks.
