Snarky Coworker Journal Publishing

Sarcasm. Just One More Service I Provide

Some People Just Suck the Fucking Nice Right Out of You

Don't Ever Underestimate My Ability to Find Shit Out

Just Killing It as Always

Please Read All My Posts in a Sarcastic Tone. You Know, for Full Effect

A Large Group of People Is Called a "no Thanks"

People Say I Act Like I Don't Give a Shit. I'm Not Acting

This Morning's Coffee Brought to You by "here We Fucking Go Again"

I Will Never Fit In. That's One of My Best Qualities

I Talk a Lot of Smack for Someone Who Tips Over Putting on Underwear

Today I Will Be as Useless as the G in Lasagna

Life Is Full of Disappointments and I Just Added You to the List

Is There a Refund for This Being Adult Thing or What

Thank Goodness I Don't Have to Hunt for My Own Food. I Don't Even Know Where Tacos Live.

Please Cancel My Subscription to Your Issues

I'm Afraid If I Give Up Sarcasm I Would Have to Replace It with Murder

If Karma Doesn't Come Around and Hit You in the Face, I Will

Of Course I Talk to Myself. Sometimes I Need Expert Advice!

Maybe You Should Hustle as Hard as You Hate

I Wasn't Always This Sarcastic. It Took Me Many Years of Dealing with Assholes to Become This Good at It

You're Gut Knows What's Up. Trust That Bitch

Silly Me, Expecting Too Much from People Again

Going to Put an "out of Order" Sticker on My Forehead and Call It a Day

Life Is Not a Fairytale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You're Drunk