24 books
I want you to glaze my hole
Happy Birthday I'm So Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow You
I love you for your personality (but that dick is a really nice bonus)
Happy Valentines Get That D*ck Ready
I Met You I Liked You I Love You I'm Keeping You
Thanks for all the orgasms
I promise to always be by yourside(or under you, or on top of you)
Dear Grandma, Thanks for being my Grandma
I Love You The Way A Hooker Loves Crack
I love you for your personality (but that pussy is a really nice bonus)
I love your dumb face
I love your face but...it would look so much better between my legs
Dear Brother, Thanks for being my Brother
Dear Wife, Thank You for Being My Wife
Dear Mom, Thanks for being my Mom
I love fucking you. I mean I fucking love you!
Happy Valentines You Make Me And My Vajayjay So Happy
I hope your day is as nice as your butt
There's A Party In My Mouth And Your Dick Is Invited
Dear Dad, Thanks for being my Dad
Dear Sister, Thanks for being my Sister
I'm a vegan but I still eat cock
I just want you to be happy (and a little bit naked)
No matter what life throws at you at least you don't have an ugly husband